Quotes
BabyFace: [playing magic the gathering] “I’ll play ‘Extra Arms’ on … oh, it’s gone…”
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John: [playing super smash Brothers melee] “Giant Pikachu says KILL!”
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John: “Where’s my bag? … Has anyone seen my bag?”
BabyFace: “It’s right in front of you?”
John: “… … 162 IQ my ass!”
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John: [singing about everything having Eyes in Mario] “The hills are alive! … Because they’re POSSESSED!” ———————————————————————————–
(In a role-play room) Mutantpuppet2: Is there water here? MutantPuppet2: I meant at this beach? Angel: At the beach? … Where the Land meets the Sea? …. Noooooo!
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Jason: “I call him BabyFace because I can never remember his name … that, and he has a baby’s face …” ———————————————————————————–
Jason: “Food is food!”
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Westall: “I’m going to buy Transformers right now!”
John: “And so you should.”
Jason: “Right now!”
Westall: “Right here!”
Jason: “Right now, right here!! Yeah!”
Westall: “Right now!”
John: “OK, just stop..
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Matt: [to BabyFace] “Do you want ‘me’ to die!?”
BabyFace: “YES!!”
Matt: “… …? … I said ‘me’? Didn’t I?”
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(Chat rooms are fun)
Ariane: and plus, Anna will steal mollea’s ankle restraints and hang me up side down from teale bedpost
Ariane: e.e;
Ariane: teale’s*
Shikaru: *laughs diabolically* that was the best party ^_^
Ariane: I know it XD
Angel: O.O ;;;
Angel: was it me, or did that just scream Bondage?
Alex-Wakeshifter: lol
Shikaru: I love bondage
Shikaru: Arf ^_^
Zak: lmao
Ariane: it screamed bondage, cuz they were bondage restraints XD
Morbid: BANDAGE? ! ORO?!
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Alan: “Well, I once again prove I don’t need anyone’s help to be an idiot”
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Jason: I’m Role-playing in Arcadia! … Me headmaster >=)
Paula: fun
Jason: yupp most powerful character by far, IS FUN
Paula: With great power also comes great responsibility
Jason: no
Jason: with Great Power also comes… HEAT VISION!
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John: “Alcohol makes you dizzy because it makes your brain rotate on its axis.”
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Jason: “Ice Lollys, perfect for when you can’t be arsed to spoon out a bowl of ice cream!”
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Chantal: “Read my breasts!”
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[After seeing a man on TV with an inhuman number of face piercing]Jason: “Wow that guy looks like his face took shrapnel blast from a grenade.” [Looks around, there is no one there]
Jason: “Well there we have it; one of the smartest things you’ve said and anyone was around to hear it.”
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Giant Spider: “How DOO!”
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[After watching Shrek 2] Jason: “I want one…”———————————————————————————–
Westall: “Selkie … Good … “
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Jason: “OK … this game just called me a loser and said I will ruin my eyes sitting too close to the TV.”
Jason’s mum: “Well done game.”
Jason: “…”
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Jason: [playing Metal Gear solid 2]”Aahh! Meanie game is breaking the fourth wall again”
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Chris Stokes: “All I did was walk up to her and say “testicles”, and she slapped me in the face!”
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Jason: “Let’s hunt people with tranquillizer darts!”
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Jason: “You can’t punch me in the nuts! I’m 65% female!”
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John: [looking at a picture] “What the hell is that?”
Jason: “I dunno, I just put pen to paper and that’s what happened”
John: “Then don’t let your hand do the thinking again”
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Old man on TV: How Do!
Jason: YES!!
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John: “If I remember rightly, when you get tired you draw hentai?”
Westall: “I’m so giving you some paper later!”
Jason: “…”
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John: “What do you measure intelligence with? Crisp Packets?”
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Westall: “You need to carry around a notepad so you can write some of the stuff we say down.”
John: “That, or you have a dictaphone surgically grafted to the back of your face.”
Jason: “Have we had this conversation before?”
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Jason: “All I said was ‘the rumours say that I’m 65% female’, and he assumed that meant I was female. I never said I was.”
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Alan: “This reminds me of a conversation that I once had with a friend in Belgium when looking for another bottle of coke in his house I asked, ‘Why do you only have the cheap stuff?’, and he said, ‘Coz it’s cheap – duh.’” ———————————————————————————–
Moidart: “The last yaoi thing I saw made me want to kill myself with tentacles”
Francis: “Kinky.”
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Moidart: “One of my best friends bought a shit load of lesbian porn once. Her boyfriend found out and went “OMG, you got me porn, I love you!” her: “It’s not for you!” in the middle of maths, rather loudly.”
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Moidart: I need a ho 
Francis: me too
Francis: Can’t be no pimp with no ho
Kitsume: lol
Francis: Ah well, Xmas is soon.
Kitsume: a ho for Xmas?
Moidart: Which means?
Francis: ho ho ho!
Moidart: I should kill you for that pun
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John: “If the universe was to collapse soon I wouldn’t be able to play Metroid Prime 2, and that would just SUCK!” ———————————————————————————–
DM Chris: “We’ll probably end up working ‘til 3 in the morning trying to get the LAN network to go and some git will wake up and just push a button and everything will turn on
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DM Chris: “You still have that hentai you drew?”
Jason: “Yeah why?”
DM Chris: “Everyone, look what Jason drew!!”
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Westall: “Hey, Jason I have a great idea for something you could … hmm already doing it.”
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John: “I remember the time someone got dump tackled through the ceiling in rugby.”
Jason: “That’s quite impressive, as we used to play rugby outside.”
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John: [after laughing our asses off at American shopping channels] “Calm down dear, it’s just a commercial!” ———————————————————————————–
Jason’s Dad: “Where’d your other friend go?”
Jason: “The walls ate him.”
Jason’s Dad: “ … ?”
Jason: “He was in one room and then suddenly wasn’t … then the walls burped.”
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John: “Jason your house just ‘ye olde’ed’ me in the face.”
Jason: “Yeah gotta watch out for the low ceilings.”
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(my classmates are idiots)
Jack: “You have broadband don’t you?”
Olli: “Yeah?”
Jack: “Gutted!” ———————————————————————————–
(again my classmates are idiots)
Teacher: “Jack, how did you fill in that form?”
Jack: “Ah sorry I can’t remember I was too stoned.”
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Morbid: “Cid Highwind fucking rocks. Anyone who swears and smokes like fifteen smokes per hour is my hero.”
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DM Chris: “6 mages. One Limbo. Roll for initiative!”
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John: “Industrial strength floor cleaner makes me smart!”
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Jason: “Swords are better than guns because when you shoot someone your only hitting them with a small bit of metal while with a sword your hitting them with a big bit of metal!”
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Jason: “The idea of my Dad rolling over in his grave scares me, so I’m gonna nail him to the bottom of his coffin.”
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Amy: “I have windows XP, I broke it. It works now.”
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Paula: [looking at ingredients on chicken noodles] “I thought that said ‘dried Chinese garbage’.”
DM Chris: “What does it say?”
Paula: “Cabbage.”
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Jason: “That’s something you could try in your spare time, write a self help booklet on “how not to be disturbing”
John: “How the hell am I meant to do that? I won’t know where to start, it’s like John Prescott writing a book on “not eating pies”.
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Alan: “How long has it been since you got online? An hour or something like that I think, and you’re already finding random stuff.”
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Kuno: “I need to restart.”
Zero: “Restarting is for pussies.”
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Lauryn: “If you can get a condom over your head, you’re a Swedish fish!”
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Paula: [Very stressed with French Coursework] “F**** it. They all just should speak English, after all.”
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John: “I thought that was a guy.”
Jason: “What, the Christmas tree?”
John: “No, that cardboard.”
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Alan: “I believed in the heart of the cards … and they betrayed me!!”
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Jason’s Sister to his Father: “Get over it, I did and he only told me 2 minutes ago.”
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[Family sits around at Christmas playing on Jack's new Snowboarding game complete with snowboard stand on controller]Jason’s Dad: “You’re awful at this, only 400 points?”
Jason: “I hate sports games! I know let’s play Guilty Gear so I can kick the crap outta you 5 times before you hit the ground!”
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Westall: “You know what? I really want to play your dad at Guilty Gear now, just so I can own him with Bridget then tell him it’s a guy… pink Bridget…”
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Jason: “Don’t hate me because I am beautiful, come on it’s a classic!”
Karen: “lol, very classic doesn’t work for me though, I just say. “Don’t hate me … because I’ll cry”
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Emma: “Having an e-mail address of a sonic character is like joining some kind of secret club.” ———————————————————————————–
Jason: “It’s not cheating when you’re stupid!”
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Jason: “Being drunk isn’t fun, the floor hates you!”
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John: “While walking to the bus stop this morning …”
Dan: “Whoa, whoa, whoa! You WALK to the bus?”
John: “Yes…”
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Steve: “Popularity is an illusion of the mind.”
DM Chris: “So are fish fingers!!”
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Jason: “I can’t throw the chicken down the well!”
Westall: “Try harder!”
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Jason: “What are you up to?”
Westall: “Gaia, You?”
Jason: “Legend Of Zelda.”
Westall: “Well that explains the chicken comment.”
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John: “Winning is for losers!”
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Dave: “Aaaah! I’ve lost the ability to blink!”
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Westall: “Shame they are all female.”
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Toby: “Furrys are like dating a freshly shaven French woman.”
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Dave and DM Chris: [throwing skittles] “Taste the rainbow, bitch!”
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Westall: “I have to blow on my crotch or the kittens won’t get their fish!”
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Lauryn: “Lipple Nicking.”
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TV show [dare to believe]: “Fly like a mouse, run like a cushion, be the small bookcase…”
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John: “Imagine how scary we would be as a superhero Duo. Beardman and JasonGirl!”
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John: “No drawing hentai.”
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Jason: “I won’t. Not that anyone is disturbed by that any more.”
John: “Oh it depends. It could be furry yaoi.”
Jason: “Ahh! … I’ve actually seen that”
John: “What made you click that link?”
Jason: “Oh, it was amongst some normal yaoi.”
John: “Normal yaoi!? Since when has yaoi been normal?”
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John: “Westall and I did a huge long dialogue of Gollum. I was Gollum and he was Smeagol. Frodo was Dial-up.”
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John: “Oolongmen, it’s like Pot Noodle but more gay.”
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Toby: “Last night I put haemorrhoids into Google image search just to see if I spelled it right…. I did.”
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Angie: “You and your friends are dubbed: “Awesome!…”
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Angie: “Writing a letter for my dad. He goes, “Put it into paragraphs and sentences that make sense… And make sure to dot your i’s and stuff….” I was like, “Dad, it’s a computer…”
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Jason: “You just made the quote list.” Angie: “That means that I am officially sexy.” ———————————————————————————–
John: “I hate the Jitte more than Hitler.”
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Ray: “I hate having fights with ugly people, I have more to lose.”
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Dan: “It’s a sad, sad day for England when a college student is outsmarted by a Snickers bar.”
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Jason: “I’m going to Glacial Ray that creature.”
Babyface: “How?”
Jason: “… With this Glacial Ray!”
Babyface: “…”
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Westall: “… Yeah, the headmaster dies himself or something.”
John: “… Dies himself? With what, fake tan?” [Everyone cracks up]
John: “I mean, since the other guy died who played him, are they going to get David Dickinson in? I can just see it now:
Harry Potter: But what should we do now, ancient and wise Dumbledore? Dumbledickinson: Well Harry, just look at this magic wand! It’s cheap as chips!” [After a minute solid of protracted laughing:]
Westall: “Stop… you’re killing me!”
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Westall: There may or may not be an Iron Deposit Here,
Dave:That’s Pretty vague.
Westall: Yea, could say that about anything…..My anus… There may or may not be an Iron Deposit on my anus.
Dave: I’ll get my pick out and go mining.
Westall: Careful with your prick…. I mean pick…
Dave: Don’t wanna prick with ma pick… might find a gem…
Westall: *Laughs* Ok, we stop now
J: Careful…. You might hit a vein….
Dave: *Nearly Dies from Laughter*
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Westall: I never thought I’d say this, but Winnie the Pooh porn, is freakin awesome!
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Westall: I’m really disapointed now, I really wanted to see Potemkin porn…. I mean it’s the ultimate weapon…
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Westall: I can solve this, if it doesn’t seem right, gag her!
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Dave: I’m a very defensive person, the only person I’ve let all my defences down with is Marlou, and thats because I love her.
Sythen: No… It’s because you don’t want to wake up with a cock in your mouth.
Dave: *Chokes with laughter*
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[While watching Street Fighter 2]Dave: There’s only one thing that could make this film better.
J: A plot.